*new zealand police lays arm on your head* youre under a wrist
19 reviews isnt much but its a start!!!!
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
Uncle Curnow! I hope you find this! I’m devastated. The girl I’ve been caring for is gone. Emily is her name. Yes, that Emily. Daughter to the Empress. She’s gone - they took her away in a boat this morning. I don’t know where, and her hair hadn’t been combed. I worry, who will look after her? I didn’t even get a chance to say goodbye.
The Survey Corp is sweg
Drinking out of a glass?? ? ?